What Religion or brand of Secularism am I?

I am Secular and not religious

I have yet to see a religion based on scientific, historic, and political facts instead of being based on superstitious idiocies. Some are less dumb than others, for example: Islam's idea of a god making life out of water makes more sense than Christianity's idea of a god making life out of dust, but only due to the fact that the human body has a predominant water ratio.

Scientists estimate how much water is in the human body all over the place

Plus, every religion it seems has norms I want blown off the planet like creationism and abstinence-only mindset.

I prefer Irreligion (that word does exist)

What Nonreligious ideology am I?

I am a Deist, neither Agnostic nor Atheist

The differences:

• My ideology of choice
• Atheist ideology
• Agnostic ideology

What this means for theological matters:

I am not strongly deist, but rather I am that moderate kind that only suspects the Big Bang to have been a result of a non-personal god. I used to be a very not-well-known thing called Ignostic, the belief that all non-Ignostic theological positions assume too much, but on 12/21/2013 at 2:30 am, I did the research to the point of converting to Secular Deism at about 2:45. Then I slumbered at 3:00. My deistic belief is that in 13,000,000,000 BC, a goddess was fusing together what's called Dark Matter, then it exploded in the Big Bang, resulting in the incinerating death of her, and at the same time the birth of this universe. That's right, I believe in a non-personal Goddess rather than a non-personal God. I chose this line of thinking for more reasons than make the most misogynistic of religious folk lose their minds, there are a roster of reasons actually:

• George Washington, founder of America and therefore inventor of State sponsored Freedom, was a deist
• Adam Smith, inventor of the beautiful and very MILDLY flawed economic of Capitalism, was also a deist
• Digital Age Deists tend to be Libertarians like me. David Draiman, the lead singer of my favorite music group ever (Disturbed) is a prime example: Adheres to the secular ideology of Deism and identifies politically as Libertarian. Plus, because he is ethnic Jewish and also has family in Israel, he is likely to oppose the Jihad especially since the conductors of the Jihad are the largest-scale Holocaust deniers on Earth (that WW2 crime almost killed all of his mother's half of his family)
• At least 20% of the world's 3,150,000 Biologists are Deists, that means that 630,000 or more of the 3,150,000 people who have devoted their lives to studying life believe in a non-personal deity!! This matters because I am going to major in General Biology once I go to a University.
• Deism, or at least Modern Deism, uses science to explain what happened after the deity-made Big Bang, including the use of evolution to explain how modern species are so wildly different from prehistoric ones.
• The Universal Declaration of Human Rights and my good old America's First Amendment permit me to agree with whatever theological ideal I want to agree with, even if it is a secular one that happens to propose the idea of a non-personal deity...
• Our argument is the most amusing of any secular belief: we believe that a non-personal god made the universe in year 13,000,000,000 BC then left it to emerge as it did into what it is now according to science. Science is fully compatible with this argument, however proving us right is, like proving us wrong, also impossible, so we could be onto something...
• Atheists tend to give into Left-Wing bull-crap almost all of the time. Excellent writer Christopher Hitchens and flawless comedian Matt Stone are the absolute ONLY atheists I can name supportive of Wilsonian Hawkishness or of REAL capitalism.
• Atheists tend to care more about their non-religion than about the immediate matters to be dealt with first, whereas Deists focus on the good and tend to lean towards third parties and shy away from extremes, especially political extremes.

My Theological Change & Conclusion?

It is true that I believe in a deity that died for our universe to be born! I am impressed with what my fellow Deists have accomplished throughout human history, so much so that I cannot think of a better way to repay them than to joining their demographic! And guess what? I might be Irish forever, but I have changed to Deist at almost 3 in the morning of a December 2013 day! Because ethnicity cannot be changed, but theological ideology choice can be. For example, and final sentence here, an Arab Muslim is Arab forever but can change herself to a Deist overnight!

~KP